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"Waste and Webs" (2x10) is the tenth episode of the second campaign of Critical Role. The Mighty Nein delve into the sewers of Zadash in search of the mysterious beast that has been terrorizing the Crownsguard...

Synopsis Edit

Pre-Show Edit

On the Twitch stream, a Critical Role fan art slideshow played before the episode began. The slideshow repeated partially until the episode began. The slideshow featured a new song by Colm McGuinness ("KawlumPlaysGuitar" on YouTube) called "Welcome to Wildemount" ("a lead-in of hype").

Announcements Edit

  • Tonight, we have dual sponsors:
    • D&D Beyond is offering up a new discount code for 25% off on any single purchase in the D&D Beyond marketplace. Use the code "invisiblewand" at checkout. Sam does a D&D Beyond ballet to the tune of Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite, Op. 71a: No. 2b, Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
    • Far Cry 5 is available on March 27, 2018 on PS4, Xbox One, and PC. Vax'ildan does the sponsor ad from the afterlife...which the Raven Queen gave him literally four minutes ago. Go to farcry.com to learn more and pre-order a copy...but there aren't any computers where Vax is. The latest installment of Far Cry is set in the fictional Hope County, Montana, where a fanatical doomsday cult known as "The Project at Eden's Gate" has taken control. You (the player) are the hero of the story in a thrilling world that hits back with every punch, and where the places you discover and the locals you ally with will shape your story in ways you will never see coming. Travis says the multiplayer is SO good. Vax also mentions that there is a "training video" on Nerdist in which Kyle Hill, Dan Casey, and Erika Ishii go out into the field and attempt to recreate challenges the player will face in-game: shooting, car drifting, dog training, and more. Vax asks that the Critters send him some comic books, because he is really bored in the afterlife. Travis really enjoyed Far Cry 4, so he has even higher expectations for Far Cry 5. Liam comments that the story looks dark. Travis is excited about the ATVs.
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  • Last week's episode of Critical Role ("Steam and Conversation") is available today on the Critical Role Podcast.
  • Talks Machina about tonight's episode will be available at 7:00 PM PDT on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 where it always is (Geek & Sundry Twitch and Project Alpha).
  • WonderCon: Critical Role will have a Talks Machina panel on Sunday, March 25, 2018 at 11:30 AM PDT in the Anaheim Convention Center Arena. If you are attending WonderCon, please come and join us for the panel. They shall all be as ridiculous as usual. Matt doesn't know if Sam will be wearing his "box-crotch onesie" from Gen Con 2017. Laura suggests that maybe he could do an interpretive dance at WonderCon too. Liam suggests using a d8 or d12 instead of the Cube. Sam replies that would be pushing the envelope for dick jokes, and Laura replies that there is no end to dick jokes.
  • C2E2: Critical Role will be having signings and panels on April 7 and 8, 2018. You can get tickets now at c2e2.com. Matt met a lot of great Critters at Lexington Comic & Toy Con, and many of them said they would be in Chicago as well.
  • Once again, 826LA is a fantastic charity that we promote for Critical Role. They do great work with after-school classes and creative writing for underprivileged children and teens. If you are able, see if you can provide some funds to help what they do or even go ahead and teach and be a part of that wonderful environment. Taliesin ran into a Critter who has started to run D&D games for the program and volunteer for 826LA.
  • merch update from Laura: Ashley models the retro Critical Role shirt...which is hard to see, because of her overalls. No one is wearing the "sophisticated" shirt with the Critical Role logo on it, but Liam holds it up to the camera.
  • Travis likes Girl Scout cookies.

Previously on Critical Role Edit

"So...last we left off: The Mighty Nein had been making their rounds in the city of Zadash: seeking opportunities, information...kind of getting their bearings amongst the various townsfolk, streets, and what goings-on there are. Getting updates from town criers wandering through the roads. Speaking with individuals going into bathhouses, where you met up with your fantastic long-lost Barbarian, Yasha, coming to join alongside you guys in your exploits.

"You managed to converse with what seemed to be a meeting - or at least, Beau and Fjord met with - a meeting of unhappy denizens of the Empire, discussing their frustrations beneath the Leaky Tap, and had [cross-referenced] some information with them.

"You had gone and made some purchases. You had sold off a few of the things you had acquired in your journey northward along the Amber Road. You had decided to - looking for work - go to the King's Hall, where they had a task board there, and had taken one of the contracts that had apparently been posted: to where you will be paid to seek the sewers beneath the city (near the outskirts of the Tri-Spire area of the town) for something that had been lurking within those tunnels below. Apparently, a couple of guards had not returned, and one had gone there and fled. And you were promised a sum of money should you be able to exterminate whatever this entity is, bring back proof of its demise. So you jauntily accepted this.

"Before this happened, as a part of a journey towards this Tri-Spire, both Caleb and Jester made their way there. Caleb unsuccessfully entering a nicer district of the city that did not seem to believe or respect his presentation. Jester did so, got a room at one of the hoity-toity inns in the district, and was led to some mild disappointments. Where we left off, the two of you had reconvened, and began making your way back to meet up with the rest of your friends at the Leaky Tap Tavern..."

Part I Edit

Jester and Caleb are walking a brief distance from each other, as Caleb has huffed off in a bit of frustration. The fresh mud is now dried against Caleb's face. The others ask Jester what she received from her mother, and Jester hesitantly replies "nothing". The group heads toward the sewer and on the way Caleb picks up a cloak to wear over his clothing. After entering the sewers via a guardsman, the group heads toward the left toward a dead end. Nott licks a spot that looked as though someone had been dragged and tasted blood. The group turns around and heads toward the other direction when they reach a fork in the sewer. One has water coming down it while the other is dry. The group spots the dung piles moving and Beau tosses a ball bearing at one. The dung piles, now revealed to be dog-shaped rats attack them..

Break Edit

  • Nerdist Far Cry 5 promo
  • "This is your brain on spoilers" ("Additional Knowledge Acquired" PSA)
  • Key Question promo
  • "This is Critical Role. This is Twitch Prime." ("Additional Knowledge Acquired" PSA)
  • How to Play Deception: Murder in Hong Kong ("How to Play by Becca Scott")
  • "This is your brain on spoilers" outtake

Part II Edit

The Mighty Nein found a mass of webs containing several bodies, including at least one Halfling individual who looked to still be alive and unconscious. Jester, who is 20 feet away from the Halfling, is worried about walking any further because the webbing is causing her feet to stick to the ground a lot. She asks to check on the Halfling. Fjord goes to check on Nott in the back. Caleb and Beau walk up to Jester and join her in investigating the Halfling, with Caleb casting Dancing Lights. The Halfling has bandages around his neck (not fresh wounds).

Yasha-Phase Spider

Fan art of Yasha battling the Phase spider in the Sewers of Zadash, by Carlos Lerma.[art 1]

As they investigate, Fjord and Nott have a sudden feeling, and they slowly turn around to find a pale blue-white arachnid creature as its pincers open up.
C2E10 The world's worst cotton candy

Fan art of Caleb intervening when Jester contemplates eating spiderwebs off of her handaxe, by Elaine Tipping.[art 2]

After killing the phase spider, they loot the nearby bodies. They heal and free a halfling, Thed, from the webbing. Thed gives Beau information on where to find The Gentleman, but makes the entire group swear that they never saw nor met him. Caleb takes Jester aside and gives her 100 gold that he found among the bodies as an apology for his grumpy behavior toward her. Jester takes the money, but promises that she'll use it for both of them. She also apologies to Caleb for her ignorance.

The group decides to leave the sewers via the grate directly above them, which happens to lead to the Tri-Spires. Forcing the large body of the spider through the small grate and parading it through the district attracts the attention of the Crownsguard. The Mighty Nein are escorted out of the Tri-Spires and to the Kings' Hall. They receive 700 gold for the body of the spider and return to the Leaky Tap to freshen up.

After a failed attempt by Nott to get Fjord's academy letter, the group reconvenes downstairs. Ulog is a few tables away and brings Fjord and Beau downstairs and inquires about whether they had spoken to the rest of the Nein about the Knights and also to ask about their fighting skills and background. Ulog alludes to a potential move on the Empire, even offering to allow the rest of the Nein to be brought in and the offering of coin. Fjord mentions seeing the posting at the Hall about reporting dissenters to the empire, and Beau asks about the curiosity of the timing. Beau and Fjord discuss the danger with being involved with "amateur hour" before rejoining the Mighty Nein as Jester is describing a client of her mother's.

While discussing about potentially helping the Knights of Requital, the group discusses Frumpkin's death, finding a moment of humor in the circumstances. When they try to go back to the Pillow Trove, the guard refuses to let anyone apart from Jester in, so they instead go to the Evening Nip where they meet the bartender dwarf Clive who seems fixated on Fjord. One of the two other patrons of the bar appears to have a tattoo similar to Thed. The group finishes their beer before heading back to the Leaky Tap for the night.

Featured Characters Edit

The Mighty Nein Edit

New Edit

Returning Edit

Mentioned Edit

Inventory Edit

Adjustment Count Item Source Destination Notes
Relinquished 1 silver Molly half-elven band
Expended 3 silver Caleb clothing shop
Acquired 1 cloak clothing shop Caleb
Acquired 1 earmuffs Nott
Acquired 1 woolen cap
Transferred 1 Ring of Water Walking Jester Nott
Acquired 1 bracer dead towns guards Caleb
Acquired 2 coin purses Yasha 15 gold, 60 silver and 20 copper
Acquired 2 helmets Jester
Transferred 1 writ of lawmaster intent Fjord Jester
Lost 1 torch Yasha ground dropped to grab weapon
Acquired 2 longswords dead crownsguards Jester
Acquired 2 set of Crownsguard armor
Acquired 1 studded leather armor Caleb has a sea motiv
Acquired 85 gold Caleb
Acquired 210 silver Caleb
Acquired 45 copper Caleb
Transferred 100 gold Caleb Jester
Acquired 1 phase spider ground Yasha
Acquired 5(?) buttons dead person Nott
Relinquised 2 sets of crownsguard armor Jester Voloshin
Relinquised 2 helmets
Relinquised 1 writ of lawmaster intent
Acquired 700 gold Voloshin Jester
Transferred 100 gold Jester Beau
Transferred 100 gold Molly
Transferred 100 gold Fjord
Transferred 100 gold Yasha
Transferred 100 gold Caleb
Transferred 100 gold Nott
Transferred 1 studded leather armor Caleb Fjord
Transferred 1 magic glove Fjord Caleb

Quotations Edit

  • Matt: "Cwitters..."
  • Jester: "I bet he's REALLY HANDSOME."
  • Molly: "I don't normally speak with the dead on a first date, but…I’ll think about it."
  • Matt: "Don't see anything dangerous, Georgie!"
  • Nott: "If there’s a way to pin the rat to the wall, I’ll do that."
  • Beau: "Look, I don't mean to have resting bitch face, okay?"
  • Nott: "You know what, I think he is grumpy, but he stands next to Beau so much that he looks happy." [1]

Trivia Edit

  • Sam's giant flask bears a message saying "GOBLIN JUICE" in this episode.

External Links Edit

References Edit

  1. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10) at 3:36:15.

Art:

  1. Fan art of Yasha battling the Phase spider in the Sewers of Zadash, by Carlos Lerma (source).  Used with permission.
  2. Fan art of Caleb intervening when Jester contemplates eating spiderwebs off of her handaxe, by Elaine Tipping (source).  Used with permission.


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