Thed was a halfling rogue. As an NPC, Thed is played by Matthew Mercer.

Description Edit

Appearance Edit

He had short, spiky, dark hair and a little goatee that was trimmed to a point at the end of his chin. He had swirled, serpentine shaped tattoos[1] that folded and knotted together in a thick band that completely encompassed his neck.[2] He wore nice, black-gray leather armor.[3] He had two missing teeth on one side and he has a septum piercing up in his nose.[4]

Personality Edit

He was a noted liar, having claimed to be an ale hand that had been using the sewers as a shortcut[5], that he had a key to the sewers[6], and that Jester took his money.

Beau:  "You real thankful?"
Thed:  "Yeah."
Beau:  "Real grateful? You feel like we did you a good service today?"
Thed:  "I'd happily pay you, but your friend already took all my money."
Jester:  "I didn't take anything from you!"
Beau:  "I just want one--"
Laura:  "I didn't take anything from his pockets."
Matt:  "That's what he's saying."
Laura:  (gasp)
Thed's lie after Jester searched his pockets[7]

Thed seems to be afraid of the Gentleman and giving out too much information about him[8].

"Look. I cannot tell you anything, except for, if you want to find him, there is a place you can inquire. If I give you any more information and that gets around, I am deader than that spider would have left me."

"There's a dive, naught but five blocks from here, called The Evening Nip. Don't say his name. Just walk up to the old man behind the counter and mention you'd like a drink, and while you have no coin, you'd be willing to offer many gifts."

"Many gifts' is the important part. Now, I hope that's been of service, and I-- as you seem to be the types who see it fit to save a person that you haven't met in the bottom of a terrible sewer, I would hope that you would be kind enough to know that that information did not come from me, and that you've never seen me before in your entire life."

Biography Edit

Background Edit

Waste and Webs Edit

This halfling was found encased in webbing within the nest of the phase spider within the sewers of Zadash[9]. Having been rescued by the Mighty Nein, when asked he gave them the name "Thed"[10].

Relationships Edit

Character Information Edit

Abilities Edit

  • Thieves' Cant
  • Thieves' Tools

Notable Items

  • A nasty-looking shortsword that had been altered to be jagged at the edge of the blade.
  • A small leather case that’s tucked in the armor[3].

Quotations Edit

  • Nott: I got three gold on Thed
  • Molly: Seems a little late for a wager at this point.

Trivia Edit

References Edit

  1. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10) at 2:47:54.
  2. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10) at 2:05:21.
  3. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10) at 2:48:39.
  4. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10) at 2:54:13.
  5. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10) at 2:46:56.
  6. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10) from 2:47:12 through 2:48:39.  I Have a Key, doesn't have a key.
  7. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10).[citation needed]
  8. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10) at 2:56:10.
  9. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10) at 2:04:35.
  10. See "Waste and Webs" (2x10) at 2:47:33.
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