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Pull My Beads of Love is a song featured in "The Feast of Realms" (LVM1x03) of The Legend of Vox Machina. It was written by Mr. Fantastic and Sam Riegel.[1]

Appearance[]

During the feast in the Cloudwatch Palace, Vex sensed that Vax is in trouble. In response, Scanlan performed this song to distract the nobles while the party investigates.

Lyrics[]

A-two, three, four!
Give me a tug!
Haah!

Now, I don’t really know what you're thinkin'
When you’re lookin’ at a gnome like me
Ow! But I can show ya somethin' special, woah!
You lordies and you ladies can't see!

Got a twinkle in my eye
That's right!
Hit the lights and you'll find a surprise, ah!
‘Cause there is somthin' underneath my drawers
C'mon let your fingers explore!

Pull on my motherfuckin' beads
(Of love, of love)
Pull on my motherfuckin' beads
Of love, of love

Aaaaaow!
Well, I know that you're thinkin' about me
Ow! Because your curiosity has been piqued
I may be 42 inches of sexy
But I'm 69 feet of freak

I'm not gonna tell you to stop
I'm feeling good going in, going out
You wanna hear somethin' pop
Well, give me a tug! And good god, I'll shout!

Pull on my motherfuckin' beads
(Of love, of love)
Pull on my motherfuckin' beads
(Of love, of love)

Woo! Goodnight Emon!

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