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* Although the cast did not necessarily know each other's characters before starting, Sam gave each of them at least one reason to hate someone else's character and one reason to like a character.{{Ep ref|41:05|ep = TMx37}}
  
* Although the cast did not necessarily know each other's characters before starting, Sam gave each of them at least one reason to hate someone else's character and one reason to like a character.{{Ep ref|41:05|ep = TMx37}}
 
** For instance, Brian was told that Kingston had a cat fetish, that he hated the gods and anyone who loved the gods, and that a dwarf named Frankfurt had slept with his wife. He did not, however, know that Ashly would be playing a Tabaxi, or that Frankfurt was Eric's character.{{Ep ref|37:45|ep = TMx37}}
  
** For instance, Brian was told that Kingston had a cat fetish, that he hated the gods and anyone who loved the gods, and that a dwarf named Frankfurt had slept with his wife. He did not, however, know that Ashly would be playing a Tabaxi, or that Frankfurt was Eric's character.{{Ep ref|37:45|ep = TMx37}}
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* [https://crtranscript.tumblr.com/ep110-5 Episode transcript]
   
 
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"Critical Role: Bar Room Blitz" (Sx21) is the twenty-first special episode of Critical Role. 

Synopsis

Pre-Show

Announcements

Part I

Break

Part II

Menu

The menu at The Ass Sailor, from Sam Riegel's Twitter.

Featured Characters

Player Characters

New

  • Unnamed old woman
  • Holly, a mysterious girl
  • Garello AKA Sal, a salamander
  • Kay, a prostitute
  • Valerie, bartender at the Ass Sailor
  • Xavier, manager of the Ass Sailor
  • Zarva, a prostitute

Returning

Mentioned

Inventory

Quotations

  • Clothesline: You are this close from a claw in your goddamn eye Kingston.
    Kingston: I just want to-
    Clothesline: So choose the next few words carefully!
    Kingston: Catnip and chill?
    Ashly: Can I attack Kingston?
    Sam: Sure!
  • Sam: Kingston just saved you. Clothesline, you are alive, it is your turn.
    Clothesline: I'm going to-
    Sam: She's prone.
    Ashly: I'm prone? What can I do then?
    Sam: You can get up and you can
    Liam: It's half your movement, but you can fuck me up still.
    Ashly: I can get up?
    Clothesline: Then I'm going to clothesline that motherfucker there (points to Liam/Jayne)
    Sam: Great! Roll an attack.
    Liam: I haven't lost a hit point this entire game.
    Ashly: NATURAL 20!
    Mary: Boom, karma's a bitch.
    Sam: That certainly hits. Roll 1d4+4.
    Mary: Karma's a beeotch, beeotch beeotch beeotch.
    Ashly: Come on, baby.
    Sam: 1d4+4
    Ashly: 3+4--7
    Sam: Double it, 14.
    Mary and Ashly: FOURTEEN
    Liam: Nonononono, 3--the dice are doubled.
    Sam: OK. 6--it's 10. And you're knocked--you're not knocked prone but-
    Ashly: Did I take my second action surge?
    Sam: No, do it.
    Ashly: I'm gonna clothesline you again!
    Liam: Do it, do it.
    Mary: Action surge!
    Ashly: A NATURAL 20!
    Liam: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? GET OUT OF THIS BUILDING, GET OUT OF THIS BUILDING.
    Ashly: (howls)
    Mary: This die...[inaudible] this die--you could sell this die for millions.
    Sam: So Clothesline turns around, delivers a right arm clothesline to you--it hurts.
    Mary: Kaboom.
    Sam: She kisses her bicep, uses the other arm, left arm clothesline on you.
    Ashly: Gimme a 4, baby, give me a 4. A FOUR!
    Sam: A 4!
    Ashly: And you're prone, motherfucker!

Trivia

  • Although the cast did not necessarily know each other's characters before starting, Sam gave each of them at least one reason to hate someone else's character and one reason to like a character.[1]
    • For instance, Brian was told that Kingston had a cat fetish, that he hated the gods and anyone who loved the gods, and that a dwarf named Frankfurt had slept with his wife. He did not, however, know that Ashly would be playing a Tabaxi, or that Frankfurt was Eric's character.[2]

External Links

References

  1. ↑ See "Talks Machina #37: 'Bar Room Blitz'" (TMx37) at 41:05.
  2. ↑ See "Talks Machina #37: 'Bar Room Blitz'" (TMx37) at 37:45.

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